What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 09:33

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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You Only Live Twice
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
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Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”